Why ‘The Bake Off’ team should
learn a thing or two from Kick Ass and Hit Girl.
I almost didn’t go to
see ‘Kick Ass 2’ this week. The reviews have been largely negative, with many heralding
the return of the ‘Piss Poor Sequel’.
The law of diminishing
returns argument, cemented by seventies franchises like ‘Jaws’ ‘Superman’ and
the 1990’s incarnation of ‘Batman’, has been on shaky ground in the past few
years. Creative quality drops have not necessarily resulted in corresponding
box office declines. Outside the horror genre, where creative quality control
might be considered less important (and in the case of the ‘Saw’ franchise – an
alien concept), the pressure to deliver ‘bigger and better’ has meant that
budgets have gone up, while the press reactions have generally gotten worse. Big
budget franchises such as ‘Iron Man’, ‘Sherlock Holmes’, ‘Pirates of the
Caribbean’ and ‘Transformers’ continue to deliver review-proof box office
numbers, despite the general consensus that as the title pre-fix numbers go up,
the movies get steadily worse.
Like its titular main
character ‘Kick Ass’ was a seven stone weakling in comparison to the bulked up
superhero competition (‘Iron Man 2’, ‘Thor’, ‘Captain America’ and ‘X-Men:
First Class’) kicking sand in his face at the box office in 2010/11. But his
special powers were pretty simple: he obviously wasn’t real, but, to his target
audience, he was pretty relatable. The beating that ‘Kick Ass 2’ has been dealt
by movie reviewers in the dark alleyways of the British Press, have focused on
the fact that it’s impossible to capture that ‘lightening-in-a-bottle’
freshness and originality twice. So how do you solve a problem like Hit Girl
growing up? I say - Let her! Despite an almost complete overhaul of the key
creative team, the sequel successfully re-captured the frantic pace, and
knowing ‘geek-friendly’ tone of the original, dropping its fair share of F (and
C) Bombs along the way, but allowing its narrative and main characters to
develop in a satisfying manner. I believed the story arcs in this movie more
than those on display in recent clunk-fests ‘The Wolverine’ and ‘Man of Steel’.
Not everything works, but the original didn’t hit bullseye with every ninja
star either. ‘Kick Ass’ definitely set out to shock with a (then) thirteen year
old Chloe Grace Moretz using the ‘C’ word in one of her introductory scenes,
but I’m not sure that I believe in rape
jokes being played for laughs or fifteen year old girls being forced to watch
Union J videos unprotected, But I can believe that there are just as many
heinous crimes being committed by gangs of Kardashian inspired Mean Girls in
the high school gymnasiums of middle America as there are by organised crime
gangs in downtown L.A. and I’m happy to watch Hit Girl give those Heathers a
good poke with her ‘Sick Stick’. I’m glad they made a sequel and I’d happily
give round three a shot, but I fear I may be kicking that ass on my own.
Also returning this week,
following a similarly tried and tested formula, was ‘The Great British Bake
Off’. Series four kicked off with an equally shocking barrage of C-words...it
was ‘Cake this’ and ‘Cake that’ for the full hours running time! Mary Berry and
Paul Hollywood held court over a new batch of inductees, a baker’s dozen no
less, who will endeavour to serve up a cornucopia of baked delights over the
next few months.
The ‘Bake Off’ franchise
may be proving a little more robust than ‘Kick Ass’, but I for one would love
to see it branch out a bit, exploit different revenue streams and get a bit
more creative with its merchandise. Maybe a graphic novel where Mary (Superhero
alter-ego – Fondant Fancy) and Paul (aka Bread Reckoning) recruit their own
crime-fighting team, ‘Bakers League of Britain’, is a little too far-fetched. But
who wouldn’t want to see Paul face off against a retired Civil Servant (‘I’d
bake 24/7 but I’m a slave to Foccacia, my King Charles / Border Collie cross’) with
the battle cry ‘You’ll be sprinkling your Pumpernickel with your own nut-flour if
I don’t see a healthy rise’ or Mary telling some sad-sack amateur baker / nursery
school teacher to ‘shove her wet ingredients up her muffin pans’ in wonderful,
full colour illustrations. Maybe I'm on my own for that one too...
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